Sticker Catastrophe

Why Should We Quit Now?

Are you tired of being stuck with a drawer full of stickers that are slowly taking over your life? Do you find yourself wondering why you ever thought buying 5000 stickers was a good idea?

We feel your pain. That's why we've put together some compelling reasons to quit, right now, before things get any worse.

Reason 1: Your Significant Other Will Not Understand Why You Need 17 More Stickers

Reason 2: The Stickers Will Eventually Take Over Your Home and You'll Need to Call a Professional to Remove Them

Reason 3: Your Kids Will Think You're a Hoarder and Refuse to Play with You

Reason 4: The Stickers Are Taking Over the Kitchen and You'll Need to Eat Cereal with a Spoon | Reason 5: The Stickers Will Eventually Become a Hostile Work Environment