In this, the sixth and most calamitous cause of the Sticker Catastrophe, a freak accident involving a malfunctioning hot glue gun and a can of "Super-Strength" glue has caused widespread panic across the nation.
The glue, which was meant to be used for crafting a DIY birdhouse, instead bonded the user's fingers to the workbench, causing them to be called "Sticker Boy" by their friends and family.
The user, now known as "Sticker Boy" for short, was forced to spend the next 48 hours in the hospital, where doctors were unable to remove the glue due to its "unstuck-ness".
A support group for Sticker Victims has been formed, with the slogan "Unstick and Unite!"
Read on to learn about the next calamity: The Great Tape Debacle!