STICKER CATASTROPHE

It's official: stickers have reached a critical mass and begun to develop a life of their own.

As we speak, stickers of different species have started breeding with local fauna, leading to some... interesting results.

When asked to comment on this phenomenon, leading expert in the field, Dr. Emily P. Stickerstein, noted that "it's as if the stickers have developed a form of symbiosis with the local wildlife, creating new, hybrid creatures that are equal parts sticker and creature."

Some reported sightings include:

• Sticker-bats (a bat-like creature with a sticker covering its wings)
• Sticker-bunnies (a rabbit with a sticker on its forehead, said to possess a "cuteness overload")
• Sticker-cats (a domesticated cat with a sticker stuck to its fur, rumored to be extremely lazy)

We'll be keeping you updated on this sticky situation as more information becomes available.

For more on this topic, see our subpages:

• What is the ultimate sticker creature?
• What happens when stickers start to replicate?
• Should we be afraid of stickers?