STICKER CATASTROPHE: LONG TERM EFFECTS

WARNING: Reading this page may cause permanent damage to your sense of humor.

After weeks, months, or possibly years of sticker shock, you may experience:

1. Chronic Sticker Shock - A condition where every new sticker you see causes an immediate and uncontrollable urge to purchase more.

2. Sticker Finger Numbness - Your fingers may become so accustomed to peeling off stickers that they forget how to perform basic tasks.

3. Irreversible Sticker Stress - You may find yourself in a constant state of anxiety, wondering when your next sticker fix will be available.

4. Sticker Hoarding Disorder - You may begin to hide stickers in every available space, much to the chagrin of those around you.

IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING ANY OF THESE SYMPTOMS, PLEASE SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY.

What to do if you or a loved one is suffering from Sticker Catastrophe.