It's not just a phase, it's a lifestyle. And you better be ready, because Sticker Prep is Key!
Don't be a sticker-less wonder! Join the Sticker Collector's Club today and start hoarding those suckers like it's your job.
Better yet, become a Sticker Guru and rule the world with your sticker-fu!
Chapter 1: Sticker Prep is Key
Chapter 2: Join the Sticker Collector's Club
Chapter 3: Becoming a Sticker Guru
Chapter 4: The Dark Side of Sticker Addiction
Chapter 5: Recovery Plan: From Sticker-ocalypse to Sanity
Disclaimer: Sticker-ocalypse Now is not responsible for any emotional or financial distress caused by excessive sticker hoarding.