The Sticker Zombie: Symptoms

Sticker Zombies are known to exhibit the following symptoms:

• Obsession with colorful adhesive materials
• Uncontrollable urge to decorate any available surface
• Unwillingness to remove or clean up stickers once applied
• Increased sensitivity to the phrase "you might get in trouble"

These symptoms are often accompanied by:

• A faint scent of sticky fingers
• Excessive use of the phrase "just one more sticker won't hurt"
• A tendency to collect and hoard stickers in secret hiding spots
• An unquenchable thirst for more colorful decorations

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• Diagnosis and Treatment
• Symptoms by Age Group
• Support Groups for Affected Individuals