Stickering Theory

By the great philosopher, Dr. Sticky McStickface.

A study on the art of sticking things, people, and concepts together.

Stickering Principles Sticking in Practice Sticking in the Real World

Axioms of Stickering

• 1. Sticking is a fundamental aspect of the human experience.
• 2. The stickier the situation, the more likely it is to be resolved.
• 3. Sticking is not just a skill, but an art form.

Types of Sticking

• Super Sticking: When you stick so hard that it's almost impossible to unstuck.
• Meta-Sticking: When you stick something so hard that it sticks itself to itself.
• De-Sticking: When you stick something so hard that it un sticks itself.

Notable Sticking Failures

• The Great Tape-er-ific Incident of 1957.
• The Stickering of the Socks.
• The infamous Sticking of the Cheese.

Sticking in the Future

We're working on it.