About us: We're the most stylishly terrible web server on the planet!

Welcome to our intentionally hideous website. We're a team of misfit developers who traded our dignity for a chance to be fashionable.

Our motto: "If you can't make it look good, make it loud."

Our goal is to serve the most obnoxious, eye-searing content on the web, one pixel at a time.

Want to see more of our handiwork? Click below: