Stock Market Hacks for the Unsavvy

Chapter 1: Buy Low, Sell High (But Not That High)

Learn to spot those sweet sweet deals on the stock market. Like finding a 99¢ t-shirt at a yard sale. But, you know, for money.

Investing for Noobs Short Selling is Not Cheating (We Swear)

Chapter 2: The Art of Diversification (Don't Put All Your Eggs in One Basket... Unless That Basket is a Golden Egg)

Don't be like, 'I'm going to put all my money in Apple, because, you know, they make iPhones.' Be like, 'I'll put some money in Apple, some in Netflix, and a little in a cryptocurrency that's going to make me rich.'

Index Fund for the Faint of Heart

Chapter 3: The Power of Compounding (Compound Interest is My Love Interest)

A little bit of money grows into a lot of money, and then a little bit more, and before you know it, you're swimming in it like Scrooge McDuck.

401k for the Winners