Q: What is Stock Market Sword Fighting?
A: In the year 2050, the world's economy was on the brink of collapse. But then someone had an idea. "Why not combine the thrill of gladiatorial combat with the thrill of high-stakes finance?"
Q: Who is the CEO of the Stock Market Sword Fighters Union?
A: Our fearless leader, Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, PhD. He's a former hedge fund manager with a 4th-degree black belt in kendo.
Q: Can I become a professional sword fighter on the stock market?
A: Of course! All you need is a strong stomach, a sharp blade, and a solid understanding of financial derivatives. Oh, and a decent health insurance plan. That's a must.
Q: What is the most popular stock market sword fighting move?
A: The "Bear Hug." It's a devastating combination of a bear hug and a well-timed stock dump.