Because, let's face it, you probably need a little help with your 401(k)...
Here are some tips for the faint of heart:
Go back in time and invest in some actual innovation, not just a fancy IPO.
Read more about our Time Machine FundIt's okay to not know what you're doing. Just don't pretend to be a expert.
Learn from our expert (who's also winging it)Our Time Machine Fund: because hindsight is 20/20, but our returns are still questionable...
Coca-Cola was just a penny stock, and you probably should've bought more. Don't worry, we won't judge you.
Learn from our expert (who also invested in Beanie Babies)You probably should've shorted subprime, but who knew? Our expert (who's secretly a financial advisor to a certain Ponzi scheme) can explain.
Get the play-by-play on the 2008 financial meltdownJust kidding, we have no actual advice. But if you want to pretend you're a high roller, go ahead and invest in some cat memes.
Purr-fectly legit investment opportunity