Food Coma Induction
Welcome to the Food Coma Induction Center, where the line between hunger and fullness is blurred beyond recognition. Our expert staff will guide you through the process of consuming excessive amounts of pizza, tacos, and other delicious foods, ensuring a comatose state of pure bliss.
Please note that our induction process involves:
- Consuming 5+ large pizzas in one sitting.
- Drinking 3+ gallons of milk in under an hour.
- Eating an entire bucket of fried chicken by yourself.
Don't worry, we'll provide the stretchy pants and the couch.
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