STOCKS FOR DUMMIES

Welcome, novice investor!

A stock is a piece of paper with numbers on it. That's it. You can buy and sell them, but don't ask us why.

Want to get rich?

Buying stocks is like buying a lottery ticket, but with more paperwork!

Or, you know, just read the Bible of stock investing.

(Disclaimer: We are not actually responsible for your financial well-being. Or sanity. Or anything.)

STOCKS 101 STOCKS 201: Advanced Topics STOCKS 202: Investing for Dummies (with a calculator) The Investing Bible