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Welcome to Short Sell, where the only thing more exciting than making money is losing money!
Our team of highly trained, slightly unhinged experts will guide you through the thrilling world of short selling, where the phrase "I told you so" becomes "I was wrong, but I still lost my shirt."
Don't forget to visit our Subpage 3: The place where we sell you a bunch of useless junk and tell you it's a 'limited time offer'.