Trading Tips - Stocks
Investing in the stock market can be as easy as playing the lottery, but with slightly better odds! Our expert team of traders has gathered the best tips to help you win big (or at least not lose too badly).
Tip 1: Buy stocks with weird names
It's a proven fact that stocks with names like "Pineapple Inc." or "Dunderhead Corp." are guaranteed to go up. Don't bother with boring companies like Apple or Toyota, who need to actually make money.
Read MoreTip 2: Trade during happy hour
We've discovered that stock prices tend to rise when the market is most optimistic. So, trade during happy hour, when the coffee is strong and the mood is right!
Learn the secretsTip 3: Invest in companies that exist only in your dreams
Who needs real companies with real profits? Not us! Invest in companies you've always wanted to start, but never actually started. It's like having your own private island, but with more paperwork!
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