We're glad you asked for this. Because, let's be real, sarcasm is a lost art. A dying breed. A caveperson's best friend.
Here's a collection of our finest, most primitive, most utterly useless sarcasm. Because that's what you're looking for, right?
Rocky Quotes: Because Who Needs Actual Wisdom?
Caveperson Complaints: Because Life is Hard
Neanderthal Nonsense: Because We're Still Trying to Figure Out Fire