Stone Temples Merch Store

Buy the best in ancient, mystical, and slightly-used-carpet-inspired merchandise!

From the makers of The Stone Gods Club, this store offers a variety of items that will make you the coolest cat in the desert.

Featured Item: The Sacred Rock of Solitude

A majestic, one-of-a-kind rock with a 50% chance of giving you a minor epiphany.

Best Seller: The Pyramid of Pretension

A 5-foot-tall, slightly-used pyramid made from actual stone. Perfect for your next "I'm a hipster" party.

New Arrivals: The Temple of Tacos

A 10-foot-long, intricately carved stone statue of a taco cat. Because, why not?

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