Stop Asking for Directions

Are you tired of being late? Do you hate the feeling of being lost and confused? Do you wish you could just magically arrive at your destination without anyone having to tell you how to get there?

We've got just the thing for you: the "I'm a Grown Adult, Don't Talk to Me" Map! It's like a normal map, but with fewer words and more attitude.

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Make My Decision for Me Tell Me What to Eat I Will Just Follow You

Or, you know, just don't.