Why Can't You Just Use a Regular Spoon?

It's not that hard, folks. We're talking about a spoon. A simple, everyday spoon. Not some exotic, artisanal, $20-spoon. A regular spoon.

But no, you insist on being clumsy and using a spork. A spork! A hybrid of a spoon and a fork. What's the point of that? Are you trying to be a rebel?

Or maybe you're just trying to be fancy. Like, "Oh, I'm so sophisticated, I use a spork." But let's be real, it's just a stupid spork.

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Spork Advocates: The Clumsy Truth, Spork Deniers: The Clumsy Truth