You've been clicking for 37 hours, 13 minutes, and 42 seconds. Your life is over.
Clicking is not a valid life choice. It's just a series of tiny, meaningless actions that will never lead to happiness or fulfillment.
Consider the futility of your existence. Consider the crushing emptiness of your digital soul.
Click here for help.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try quitting for a day or two.