Self-Dialogue Discontinued

Warning: Prolonged self-talk has been known to lead to self-annihilation. We've taken steps to prevent this.

Our self-therapy sessions are now conducted by a team of highly trained, highly skeptical robots.

Read more about our robot therapists Learn how to communicate with yourself

Side effects of this treatment may include:

• Excessive use of irony
• Over-reliance on sarcasm
• Mildly increased risk of existential dread

We're not responsible for any self-induced trauma.