Our Story
Coaxial was founded by the infamous knitting enthusiast, Baron von Knittingpants, in 1987. With a vision to create the most intricate and complex knitted garments in the world, he brought together a team of experts in the field of over-knitting.
We've spent decades perfecting the art of adding unnecessary complexity to every single stitch, ensuring that our customers receive only the most bewilderingly complicated knitted goods on the market.
Our Products
- Coaxial's infamous 'Tangle-a-Tron' sweater: a behemoth of a garment with over 5000 stitches and 3000 yards of yarn.
- Coaxial's 'Infinity Labyrinth' socks: designed to drive you mad with their seemingly endless twists and turns.
- Coaxial's 'Fractal Frenzy' scarves: featuring intricate patterns that will make your friends question your sanity.