STRATEGIC RISK ASSESSMENT

Because who doesn't love a good existential crisis?

Here's a rundown of the risks we've identified:

High-Risk Activities:

• Spontaneous combustion from excessive caffeine intake
• Impending doom from the impending apocalypse
• Regret from not eating that last slice of pizza

Low-Risk Activities:

• Getting lost in a Wikipedia rabbit hole
• Developing a sudden interest in 19th-century French poetry
• Accidentally superglueing your shoes to the floor

Stay safe out there, folks!

Or, you know, don't.