You know what they say: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again... and again... and again... until you've achieved nothing with panache."
Master the art of doing nothing with flair by perfecting the technique of putting off tasks until the deadline is mere hours away.
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Divert your attention away from productivity and towards cat videos, video games, or your neighbor's lawn gnomes collection.
Explore the infinite loop of cat videos and memes
Embracing the existential meaninglessness of life, you'll find that doing nothing is, in fact, the ultimate achievement.
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