In a world where the line between reality and fantasy is constantly blurred, one must develop the skills to excel in the art of pretending.
It's all about creating an illusion, a façade, a mask. A delicate dance of deception and misdirection.
Whether it's faking a smile for the sake of small talk or conjuring an entire backstory for a Tinder profile, the art of pretending is a skill that can take you far.
But be warned: it's a slippery slope. Before you know it, you'll be pretending to be a functioning member of society, and then... you're just pretending to be a functioning member of society.