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The Art of Pretend-to-Knowing

Subtitle: Spotting the Difference

You know, people often confuse pretend-to-knowing with actually-knowing. It's like the difference between a velcro and a velociraptor. They look similar, but one's a useful tool and the other's a wild animal that'll eat your face.

Here are some tips to help you tell the difference:

Tip 1: Check the Pretend-to-Knowing vs Actually-Knowing Cheat Sheet

Tip 2: Ask the Right Questions

Tip 3: Look for the Velcro Signs

Remember, pretend-to-knowing is like a fine wine, it takes time to mature. But actually-knowing is like a good bottle of wine, it's best consumed immediately.

Or, you know, just use Pretend-to-Knowing Pro, our new app that'll do the hard work for you.

Disclaimer: This page is for entertainment purposes only. Please don't actually pretend-to-know or actually-know.