GET READY FOR A BROTHERLY LOVE

Step 1: Find a friend with whom you have a 90% chance of being able to tolerate for more than 5 minutes.

Step 2: Establish clear boundaries, like "I will not make fun of your questionable fashion choices for the next 30 minutes."

Step 3: Develop a 2-buddy system, where you and your partner take turns being in charge, and the other person gets to be the adult.

Learn more 2-Buddy System rules! Take it to the next level: Advanced 2-Buddy System techniques!

(Note: The "2-Buddy System" is a fictional concept where two friends or family members take turns being in charge, with each person getting to be the adult and set the rules, while the other person gets to be more laid back and follow their lead. It's a humorous take on the traditional concept of a "buddy system" in the corporate world.)