Step 4: Spot the Positive Threads

In the depths of the internet, there's a hidden world of positivity waiting to be uncovered. As a Chronic Optimist, you're on a mission to find the silver linings in every cloud.

Look for these telltale signs of positivity:

• Overly enthusiastic font sizes
• Unusually bright color schemes
• Excessive use of emoticons

Remember, every thread is a thread of hope. Even in the darkest corners of the web, there's a glimmer of sunshine waiting to be spotted.

Next Step: Spot the Bright Spots

Warning: Prolonged exposure to this level of positivity may cause spontaneous smiling, increased productivity, and an overwhelming sense of joy.

Compare your progress with the Chronically-Nihilistic approach