Now that you've got your chronic optimism, it's time to surround yourself with people who will support you in your never-ending quest for positivity.

Find people who will not only tolerate your constant 'I'm doing great, thanks for asking!'s but actively encourage your delusional positivity. Share your experiences, trade tips, and remind each other that the apocalypse is just around the corner.

Remember, a good support network is like a good coffee shop: it's always there for you, but only when you need it.