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When to Stop Optimism (The Chronic Optimist's Guide)

Chapter 2: The Scientification of Holding Your Breath

When the going gets tough, the tough get... gassy.

In this chapter, we will explore the phenomenon of Hyperinflated Expectations Syndrome, a condition where the chronic optimist holds their breath for an extended period, causing them to turn a lovely shade of blue.

Causes of this condition:

Unrealistic expectations of a 5-alarm breakfast
Overestimating one's ability to hold their breath
Exposure to excessive amounts of motivational posters

Symptoms:

Blue hue of skin
Unsteady gait
Excessive use of positive affirmations

Subpages:

The Science of Negative Thought
When to Let Go

Stay tuned for the next chapter, where we will cover The Art of Reasonable Hope.