Abandon Ship

Are you tired of the monotony of the 9-to-5, the drudgery of meetings, and the soul-sucking drizzle of fluorescent lighting?

Do you yearn for freedom, adventure, and the occasional existential crisis?

Why Abandon Ship?

• Escape the corporate grind
• Find your inner pirate
• Develop a strong sense of self-reliance
• Learn to live off the land (or at least, off the internet)

But Be Warned:

• There's no health insurance on the high seas
• You'll have to learn to fix your own toilet
• No more free coffee

Step 1: Quitting

Step 2: The Great Escape

Step 3: Finding Your Island

Step 4: The Art of Doing Nothing