Optimization Techniques - The Art of Doing It Wrong

Step 1: Throw Darts at a Diagram

Because who needs actual data when you have a few well-placed darts?

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Step 2: Use the 'Blessed' Random Number Generator

Randomness is the answer to all of life's questions, apparently.

Discover the secret of generating truly arbitrary outcomes

Step 3: Ignore Best Practices

Why follow established guidelines when you can just make it up as you go along?

Learn from the experts: ignoring best practices since 1999