Welcome to the land of linear thinking, where the only constant is change, and the only variable is your sanity!
Linear programming is like trying to fold a fitted sheet into perfect corners, but with math.
Imagine a world where every problem can be solved with a simple equation and a straight line.
It's like finding the one right way to fold a fitted sheet: there's only one correct solution, and if you do it wrong, it's a disaster.
But don't worry, we'll guide you through it, step by step, with our patented Linear Programming 101 course.
Step 1: The Linear Way to Happiness
Step 2: The Linear Solution to All Life's Problems
Step 3: Linear Programming in Real Life (or is it just in your dreams?)
Don't forget, every problem is a linear problem, and every solution is a linear solution. Or is it?
Check back soon for our next step in the Linear Programming 101 series.