Step 4: "But What If I Want to Get to the Other Side of the Island?"
We're glad you asked, because let's be real, who doesn't want to get to the other side of the island where the snacks are better?
Our patented (not really patented) Linear Programming Algorithm will help you optimize your island-hopping experience.
Step 5: The Island's Not That Big, It's Not That Hard,
or if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try our Step 3: The Island's Actually Really Big, We're Just Pretending for a more... interesting experience.
Don't forget to bring sunscreen. Seriously, it's not like we're going to let you die on our watch.