Colony Strategies | The Art of Conquering Uninhabited Worlds

Welcome, would-be galactic conqueror! Here, we'll guide you through the art of colonizing those pesky, uninhabited worlds.

Strategies

1. The Blitz

Hit 'em hard and fast. No time for small talk, just laser cannons and 'surrender now' signs.

2. The Trojan Horse

Bribe them with free cheese and honey. Who needs laser cannons when you can just bribe them with dairy products?

3. The Infiltrate

Go undercover, become one of them. Pretend to be a peaceful alien and gain their trust. Then, BAM! Laser cannons!