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ESCAPE PLANNING
ESCAPE PLANNINGBecause being trapped is soooo last season
Strategies for the Modern Captive
The Classic "Scream Until Someone Complies"
- Yell at the top of your lungs, but not too loud, you don't want to wake the guard
- Make sure to use a good, solid "I'm going to kill you" stare
- Don't get too attached to your dignity, it's just going to get torn apart
Learn advanced techniques for psychological warfare
The Stealthy Sneak Attack
- Practice your ninja moves, but not too much, you don't want to get too good
- Use the shadows, like a real ninja
- Don't get caught, or you'll never get invited to the cool kids table
Read the ancient art of sneaking