MultiTasking Strategy 1: Pretending to be Working

A Study in Futility

Step 1: Pretend to be productive by opening multiple tabs on your browser.

Step 2: Gaze longingly at the tabs, willing them to magically organize themselves.

Step 3: Pretend to be deeply invested in each tab, even when they're all just cat videos.

Step 4: Periodically refresh each tab, hoping that someone, anyone, will magically make the work appear.

Proceed to Strategy 2: Pretending to be Productive

Proceed to Strategy 3: Overwhelmed by Tabs