Strategy 1: The Art of Pretending to Care
When you really don't, but still want to get invited to parties.
- The Pretzel Method: Pretend you're interested in someone's cat
- Empty Words: Fill conversations with unnecessary phrases like "That's so cool!"
Strategy 2: The Science of Fake Smiles
When a simple 'hello' just isn't enough.
- Over-Acting It: Smile like you've never smiled before in your life
- Just go with it: Hope your smile doesn't give you a permanent grimace
Strategy 3: The Art of Not Being There
When you're just not that interested, but still need to attend.