Step 1: Find a Reason to Be Cheerful
Step 2: Practice Positive Thinking, but only on Tuesdays
Step 3: Develop a Grow-Up Sense of Humor
Step 4: Focus on the Positive Aspects of Your Toilet Paper Roll Patterns
Step 5: Learn to Love Your Neighbor Who Also Hates Summer
Accept That Someday You Will Run Over a Unicorn
Step 7: Develop a Thick Skin But Not the Kind That Makes You Want to Throw Pots and Pans
Step 8: Find a Way to Make Your Coffee More Interesting
Step 9: Learn to Love Yourself as Much as You Hate Your Ex
Step 10: Remember That Even the Most Terrible Things Can Lead to a Good Story