Surrender Techniques

For when giving up is just not your style.

The Classic: The Pity Party

When faced with an insurmountable foe, gather your closest friends for a group therapy session. Cry. Complain. Blame everyone else.

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The Art of Procrastination

Focus on a more creative pursuit. Paint. Write a novel. Learn to play the harmonica. Anything but the task at hand.

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The Strategy of Misdirection

Blame someone else for your failure. Or a cat. Or the cat's cousin.

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