It's time to get real about your priorities. You can't afford to live on avocado toast alone. Start by setting aside the equivalent of 5 bucks a day. It's a small sacrifice, really.
Don't even get us started on the dangers of artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free, non-GMO, vegan, cruelty-free coffee.
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Those participation trophies you got for showing up to every Little League game? Yeah, those things are basically worthless now. Sell 'em. You can get a nice little nest egg going. Start by selling 10 of 'em, and then invest in a 401(k).
But wait, there's more! If you're feeling particularly entrepreneurial, try your hand at reselling participation trophies as artisanal, collectible items. You'll be set for life!