Are you tired of making tough choices? Do you find yourself constantly faced with the weight of responsibility? Well, you're in luck! For here, at the Hidding Under the Bed Institute, we've developed a system that's guaranteed to make all your decisions for you.
Our patented HUB method involves hiding under a bed, preferably in the dark, and letting fate decide. It's simple, yet effective. And don't worry about the dust bunnies, we've got a special team of highly trained Dust-Bunny-Squadrons to take care of that.
Step 1: Prepare the Bed Step 2: Wait for Fate to Intervene Step 3: Deal with the Consequences