Dodging Landmines 101

Dodging landmines is an art. It's like parkour for your feet. But, you know, without the park.

Our expert instructors will teach you how to:

Recognize the subtle signs of an impending explosion
Perform the ancient art of the 'step-dance-of-deception'
Evasive maneuvers for when your mom's cooking is just not worth the risk

Landmine Survival Tips

We've got you covered with these expert tips for surviving the inevitable:

Don't wear bright colors, they'll just attract more landmines
Keep your wits about you, they're like a landmine defuser (but, you know, without the defusing)
When in doubt, just run away (but not too fast, we don't want any accidents)