Goals, Goals, Goals, Everywhere

Setting goals is like baking a cake. You need flour, sugar, and butter to get it right. But let's be real, it's not like you're going to eat that cake. You're going to set it on fire and then pretend you meant to do that.

Goal 1: Be a Unicorn

Because who doesn't want to be a magical horse with a six-pack?

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Goal 2: Eat More Pizza

Because everything is better with extra cheese.

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