Stratocumulus Syndrome

Warning: You are experiencing the symptoms of Stratocumulus Syndrome. A condition where your browser's tab is perpetually stuck in a state of mild disorientation.

Characterized by:

• Unending scrolling of the page
• Unrelenting confusion of the user interface
• Irrepressible urges to refresh, refresh, REFRESH

Causes:

• Overuse of browser tabs
• Excessive caffeine consumption
• Unfulfilled browser extension needs

Symptoms:

• Discoloration of the screen
• Unusual browser crashes
• Mysterious loss of productivity

Diagnosis:

• Close all tabs
• Remove all browser extensions
• Drink water

Next Steps:

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