Strawberry-Balsamic Glaze Complaints

Where do we even start?

• It's too sticky!
• It's not sticky enough!
• It's not even balsamic, just strawberry jam!
• It's got a funny smell!
• Who put all these seeds in here?!

Common complaints from local chefs:

See our whining about it page for more.

Unofficial Strawberry-Balsamic Glaze Appreciation Society (USBGAS) Response:

Just... just use less glaze, okay?

Also, try not to cry about it.