IT IS FORECASTED THAT THE STRAWBERRY BALSAMIC GLAZE WILL CONVERGE ON THE YEAR 2050.
THE COMING ERA OF THE GLAZE WILL BE MARKED BY:
- INCREASED SAUCE DEMAND
- EXTENDED SAUCE SHELF LIFE
- UNPRECEDENTED SAUCE FLAVORS
BUT AT WHAT COST, YOU ASK?
THE GLAZE WILL BRING:
- INCREASED RISK OF SAUCE-INDUCED COMA
- EXTENDED SAUCE-RELATED MIGRAINES
- UNRECOGNIZABLE SAUCE-ADDICTIVE BEHAVIOR