Welcome to the esteemed institution of Strawberry SchmeaR, where the art of doing absolutely nothing is taken very seriously.
Our research team has spent years studying the intricacies of doing absolutely nothing, and we're proud to say that our results are underwhelmingly positive.
We've developed a range of innovative techniques for achieving the perfect state of schrubs, from the Strawberry SchmeaR Technique to the Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing.
Want to learn more? Click here for our comprehensive guide to Strawberry SchmeaR techniques.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here for our Experimental Strawberry SchmeaR program.