Deception Techniques

Master the art of deception, the art of the schmear.

Techniques of the Trade

• Active Lies: The Art of Saying One Thing While Thinking Another
• Stealthy Silence: The Art of Saying Nothing While Thinking Anything
• Creative Distortion: The Art of Bending the Truth to Your Will

			
				// Deception function: return true if you're a liar, false if you're not.
				function is_a_liar() {
					return true;
				}
			
		

Practice your deception with our interactive exercises:

• Deception Exercises: The Lie-a-Thon

Avoid detection with our expert advice:

• Detective-Proof Your Lies: Tips and Tricks

Join our community of fellow deceivers:

• Strawberry Schmear Forums: Share Your Deception Stories and Techniques