Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated futurists were shocked to discover that the strawman of the future didn't actually spend his time lounging on a couch, sipping a McFlurry, or attending to his 12th consecutive meeting of the Intergalactic Overlords of the World.
In a shocking twist, it turns out they went to the beach!
Apparently, the strawman of the future had a change of heart (or was it a change of plans?) and decided to spend his day soaking up the sun and riding the waves instead of, you know, ruling the world.
We're told he even tried to build a sandcastle, but it kept getting blown over by the wind. Ah, the struggles of trying to build in a world without gravity...
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Sandcastle Saga subpage for more on this developing story.
Strawman on the Beach Sandcastles of the Apocalypse